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| lo cong Senior Member   Tham gia ngày: 30/Oct/2007 Đến từ: Canada Thành viên: OffLine Số bài: 2596 |     Chủ đề: JUST FOR LAUGH Gởi ngày: 12/Mar/2010 lúc 7:24pm | 
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| tuavanle Admin Group     Tham gia ngày: 30/May/2007 Đến từ: United States Thành viên: OffLine Số bài: 335 |     Gởi ngày: 24/Mar/2010 lúc 8:01pm | 
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   10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE  
 
 1st Commandment  Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. 
 2nd Commandment If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 
 3rd Commandment Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! 
 4th Commandment Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. 
 5th Commandment When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. 
 6th Commandment 
 Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 
 7th Commandment Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. 
 8th Commandment Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. 
 9th Commandment Every woman wants a man who is handsome,understand ing, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband. 
 10th Commandment Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished. 
 
 
 Bonus Commandment Story A long married couple came upon a wishing well. 
 The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. 
 The wife decided to make a wish too... 
 But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. 
 The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works" | |
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   Sau đây là một truyện vui cực ngắn : 
 A MAN ASKED A WOMAN TO MARRY HIM.  SHE SAID NO .  SO HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER , PLAYED GOLF ,RODE MOTORBIKES,DRANK LOTS OF BEER & SCOTCH , HAD PLENTY OF MONEY IN THE BANK ,LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP & FARTED WHENEVER HE WANTED. THE END Chỉnh sửa lại bởi Phanthuy - 26/Mar/2010 lúc 1:25am | |
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